Jurassic World

Jurassic World

 

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

The is ultimate! 

Awesome new monsters! And this time, the raptors are on our side!

There’s a new monster in town, and it’s hungry!

And I’m not just talking about the big awesome whale thingy that ate the shark in the trailer!

It’s so awesome! I can’t believe how many exclamation marks I’ve used in this review!

This is definitely a winner!

I give this story:

88 teeth out of 88 teeth! 

 

 

Chappie

Chappie

The story was told well enough, and the pace was well done. It’s a story about a boy who is not a boy, and meets all sorts of people while growing up to quickly.

Hmm…

Sounds like the story of Pinocchio. There’re lots of similarities.

But ultimately, it’s a story about good and evil, innocence and experience, intelligence and wisdom.

It’s a story about Chappie.

I give this story:

5 batteries out of 7 batteries 

Monsters – Dark Continent

Monsters - Dark Continent

I regret watching this story.

This story was a complete waste of 2 hours of my time.

This is actually the second story. I have seen the first one, and it wasn’t too bad.

This second one? Avoid at all costs!

I give this story:

Zero tentacles out of 100 tentacles